Being invisible can have its advantages. I never realized until recently how much people fill the air with stupid phrases just to hear their own voices.
Girl 1: "Did you know you have to like...work?!"
Girl 2: "What do you mean?"
Girl 1: "Like you have to like read. Like before quizzes and stuff. Like actually pay attention in class and stuff...?"
Me: ..........
Guy running in the hallway: "Suck my d**k!!"
Me: Thanks but no thanks.
Sorority Girl: "He just like took advantage of me when I was like drunk, you know? Like he knew how wasted I was."
Me: "Mm. Mhmm."
Her friend: "What a douche. How did it even happen, though?"
Sorority Girl: "Well we went to his room and I just ripped off my clothes and jumped in bed."
Me: Ohhh, yeah. He so took advantage of you.
Her: "Do you wanna get weird?"
Him: *nods head*
Me: "......Let's not walk over in that vicinity for awhile."
Sketchy Kid: "It's like $20 a pill!"
Me: Time to lock up my vitamins.
Girl: "And so I stuck it under his bed. Bahahaha!"
Friend: "Oh my God! Do you know how much that's going to smell in a couple weeks?!"
Me: .........I don't even want to know.
So there are some things I've been hearing, and some I hear on a daily basis. If I get good feedback on this, it may turn into a weekly post. I will try to remember all the ridiculous things people say! Make sure you comment if you enjoyed it and follow me on Twitter for updates: @alexismcampbell
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